Barbed Wire Dolls (1976)

Here it is, the mother of all fake slow-motion

filled with Lina Romay's hairy sexual potion.

Barbed Wire Dolls is back to deliver the sleaze

plus some additional scenes of extra gooey cheese!

The wardress dyke wants female flesh

fingering vaginas on new inmates - so juicy and fresh!

Lina remember how she killed her dad

Pity that fake slow-motion was just a fad!

Rarely boring, but hardly original

Fun but not a reason to start a bacchanal.

Stylish angles and a sleazy cast

But the all seemed to had a sexual blast!

Maybe it's missing some important shower scenes

Could have used someone blown to smithereens?

I'm missing the playfulness of Uncle Jess

Next time I would like to see some fun finesse.

Oh, now I sound so mean and grumpy

Didn't meant to make all of you jumpy!

Barbed Wire Dolls is fine, fine euro cult

for us who appreciates films for the adult!

So get your copy already today!

Prepare your remote control for action replay!

Long Live Uncle Jess and Lina, his late muse

May they forever light the cinematic fuse...