Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Barbed Wire Dolls (1976)

Here it is, the mother of all fake slow-motion
filled with Lina Romay's hairy sexual potion.
Barbed Wire Dolls is back to deliver the sleaze
plus some additional scenes of extra gooey cheese!

The wardress dyke wants female flesh
fingering vaginas on new inmates - so juicy and fresh!
Lina remember how she killed her dad
Pity that fake slow-motion was just a fad!

Rarely boring, but hardly original
Fun but not a reason to start a bacchanal.
Stylish angles and a sleazy cast
But the all seemed to had a sexual blast!

Maybe it's missing some important shower scenes
Could have used someone blown to smithereens?
I'm missing the playfulness of Uncle Jess
Next time I would like to see some fun finesse.

Oh, now I sound so mean and grumpy
Didn't meant to make all of you jumpy!
Barbed Wire Dolls is fine, fine euro cult
for us who appreciates films for the adult!

So get your copy already today!
Prepare your remote control for action replay!
Long Live Uncle Jess and Lina, his late muse
May they forever light the cinematic fuse...


Alex B. said...


Kev D. said...

I think there needs to be a band that sings all Jess Franco film based songs. You can write all the lyrics.

Anonymous said...

Aye, a finer wordsmith there have never been...hahahhahahhahah....

Emily Dickinson are shedding tears of rage, in heaven, just reading this wonderful review.

Big suprise for me ninja....good work.


Anonymous said...

A Jess Franco magic group. Almost like that great Spencer Hill magic band from Hungary.